NANO-----NONO

Disclaimer : This is not supposed to be politicaly stained however if at times I do become politicaly tinted in my statements which might not tally with your viewpoint, request you to kindly ignore it.
Cars! Cars! Cars, young men's fantasy, flashy revving and everything related to sex appeal, (GIRLS STAY AWAY PLEASE),big monsters ripping the highway. Men just close your eyes and imagine zipping down the highway on a sports convertible say Lotus or a Lambo and you would start salivating. And India, for donkey's years has been flooded with Amby's and their innumerable varients and padminis, then the economy opened and we were having cute lil red bugs on the road...ahhh the 800, After several zens esteems, ikons optras and corolla's which were " specialy suited for Indian Road condition" , in reality severely underpowered and overpriced, Mr Ratan Tata decided to go "NANO"Hello! Indica had been very popular, however one drive and u would understand that TATA's competancy lies in the 407, however I dare to admit, its the most successful car of recent times. But "NANO", what is he planning to do anyways? A car in 1 Lac? There goes, my already decaying dream of 5 litre turbocharged 19 inch alloy with YOKO's, for a sudden cardiac arrest. The vision of these subatomic 4 seaters,made of plastic ( the thick bottomed pepsi 2 lit bottle) running on moped engines started giving me nightmares. But hell! I am one of those (privilaged) big boys who love their toys. What NANO gave was hope, to the millions,that yes "We Also Can".Then came another revelation " NANO" was going to be built in Bengal. HAHA, now there"s a ray of hope , that my nightmares might not materialise. Mr. Tata, have you completely lost it??? NANO? that too in Bengal? Arent you aware that we are bengali's whos progress is in the reverse mode, Dont you know that if theres a good cause, there will be somebody who will behemently oppose it, despite the fact its for the en-mass? Dont you know that we are the slaves who are destined to suffer as the rulling party and opposition fight it out. Taking about fights?? Oh yeah this is the best part! Ms.Mamata Banerjee, the livewire, fire breathing "Agnikanya" of Bengal taking up my cause of a NANO free world. I am with you , touching my heart, with a few thousands of your ardent followers.Thank you for hiding my laziness , proof .in the almost bi-monthly bandhs that we have in bengal,check my office registors u will find I have whole heartedly abstained from working ( I always say there might be problems during bandhs -hehe) and in those months when we are unlucky enough not to have a bandh I desperately pray to GOD for one cause, to agitate the rulling party or the opposition. Thank you for all the hollidays we enjoy, courtsey you Ms.Banerjee. Who says industrialisation is required when the world is going organic? No. we should take away all the lands given to indutrialists and utlilize them for organic farming, and who will do it???? Simple ....shut down all the B'Schools and IIT's and use them students for ploughing the land.The class xii fail ,can be used as a replacement OX for ploughing... just a thought. And of all the opportunity of honning our drama skills from you, how can I deny that??? Bengalis are artistic, rabindranath, Saratchandra, Bhibutibhushan, we have simple lost it in our quest for money, but you are there to remind us about the finer aspect of life like dramatics. Ahhh Huhhhh now I can realise why the "Buddhijibi's" are going gaga on you. Buddijibi in it verbatim interpretation means " Buddhi= Intelligence" and jibi= earning ones living, so people earning their living utlising their brains are the so called buddhijibi. Your are going to find this species occupiying your hard earned 2 hrs of TV viewing in almost all the Bengali News channels. Seriously talking crap, using flowery terms, with absolutely no idea whatsoever on the gravity of situation. They are the elites, the buddhijibis.They will be seriously commenting on politics or actions and debate on ressuraction of etopia (most of them cant even spell Che Guevara), and the next moment you would find them in some posh 5 star hotel with scotch on the right hand and a damsel on the left jiving away to glory.and us mortals? with BTech and IIM degree under our belt??? Seriously dont ask, I will start crying. Uhhh NANO.... got diverted..... NANO is having a NONO from the fire angel. The Durgapur expressway blocked for 4 days I receive this txt from my wife when I was going to my hotel from the airport at Jakarta. Absolutely, fuel is in crisis, and somebody has to stop the "unwated" use of fuel. Dont forget the trucks are TATA's. So what Kolkata might have food crisis, so what the patients in ambulance had to do a cross country rally to reach hospitals. Some fossil fuel have been saved. You win some , you loose some. Newspaper said some IT employees went to Singur for mediation, got threatened by another great leader and came back. Guys & the girl ,are you out of your brains? Neither you have unkept beard nor you are a buddhijibi , and u went to talk to the "agnikanya". Ki Sahosh!!!!!!!! Slaves dont talk, they work and pay taxes. Have you forgotten????By now everybody reading is thinking "Red is the color of my life". Hell nooooooooooo..........I am just sick of seeing my Bengal on a continuos reverse gear. It has happened in the past, problems, unions and red flags, were enough to make any aspiring businessman to sweat his life out. WHAT GOES COMES BACK. But in Bengal theres a twist. What Goes definitely comes back. Not the good only the bad.End of the day I support you MADAM, and if nobody understands I do that you also share a dream of Black n Red Buggatti voyron 8 lit quad-turbocharged 1001BHP 478kph monster. God Bless Bugatti's,Porche's, Ferrary's and Lambo's.NANO NANO------ NONO NONO